Thursday, March 22, 2012

MY bPhone!!!!

We buns haves a big, big pwoblem that we is facing more & more evfurry day! It's somefing that is diswupting how smoothly our bun-lives should be wunnings!! You can pwobabwy guess what me is goings to bwogs about today....and that is the annoyings way that our momma's steals OUR bPhones OR bunBerries!! Momma's, (and, in some cases, daddy's) you do NOT wealize how you inconvenience and stwess out, what shoulds be, a serene, lazy, & uncompwicated bun life! You may not finks about it but we buns, piggies, dogs, cats, turtles, hamsters, parrots, etc. depends solely on our bPhones & bunBerries to communicates and plan stuffs that is important to us!! We haves many fings that MUST BE discussed and wesolved between all of us anipals! For purposes of this bwog me will refer to all the above mentioned anipals as "buns" and all types/kinds of phones as bPhones! If me has to list all kinds of animals and all kinds of phones, we would be here for a week!!! Me is going to twy and makes momma's bunderstands how important it is for them to stops taking OUR bPhones wif them to work or shoppings or where ever you goes!
We buns haves lops of fings that needs to gets done! We needs to be able to picks up our bPhone AT ANY TIME to talks on Twitter! This is how we communicates!! We plans stuff on Twitter! We keeps up wif what evfurrybunny is doings and that's how we nose if there is anyfings that anofur bun needs! Me is not goings to 'plains evfurryfing that we tweets about cause its none of you hoomans business! We keeps fings betweens us and hoomans on a "need to know" basis. This is for our pwotection and you hoomans protection! You hoomans finks that you needs to nose what we is doings, but me can tells you, wight now, that you doesn't wants to nose!! Twust me!! This most important pwobwem can be solved vewy quickly & easily....just a few simple steps, outlined below, will 'splains it vewy clearwy to you.
1) For your own emotional stability, it's vewy 'portant that you acknowledge the fact that we buns is in charge!! This will makes the west of these steps much easier for you hoomans to gets through!
2) Now that you have taken the first step, it is important that you does this step vewy quickly!! Goes out and buys the best, most coolest, 'spensive phone that's made. This new phone is now the BUNS new phone!!
3) Immediatewy has the carrier twansfer all data & info. fwoms our old phone to the new, cool phone.
4) Now, takes the new phone and the old phone stwaight to your bun! Do NOT stops anywhere else and DO NOT wooks at the new phone. AT ALL!! This is pwivate information! The carrier alweady has deleted all bun info. fwom the old phone so you may wook at that one.
5) Gives both phones to your bun! (If you haves more than one bun, gives them to the alpha-bun!
6) Excellent work!! If you have followed all the steps, outlined above, and the bun approves of your actions and speed of your actions, me has a surpwise for you!!!
7) YOU CAN HAVES THE OLD PHONE!!! Us buns is not selfish! When our hoomans does fings right, they will gets rewarded for their good behaviors!!

Me hopes that this has given all my fwiends the courage to does what you needs to does! We haves to takes contwols of the situation! Me can tells you fwom 'perience, that me is tired of momma dictatings when I haves and when I doesn't haves, MY bPhone!

Me nose you can does it!! Just takes a deep breaf and go tells, not ask, your hooman(s) what you wants done! Says it wif 'thority!! Means what you says and DON'T takes no for an answer!! In a bwog to come in the future, me will discuss punishments for hoomans that doesn't does what we orders them to does. Keeps your eyes open for that one! Me can pwomise you that it will be vewy entertainings!!

Fanks you for weadings my bwog! And wemember...YOU IS IN CHARGE!!!!

Love, Scotty

BADGERS FOOTNOTE: I have to wipe Billy's poop off my feet before I can use my gPhone.

Me would like to say fanks you to Billy (@piggusbiggus) for lettings me borrow the gweat wisdom of Badger for the footnote!!!


Belle said...

Here here - i agreez completely. Our staff has been getting waaay to free wif our bphones. I would fink dey would have gotten their own by now.

Estelle and Esme said...

Fanks you Scotty, Mum is ALWAYS taking our Bunberry aways! We's goings to makes her wead your blog when she gets home!

Anonymous said...

Oops! Dare I leave a comment? That is me told in no uncertain terms! We will try harder Scotty I promise :( Love from Anonymous Aunty Karen X x x
PS I so love your blog posts my lovely *grovel* :)

Love my rescued rabbits!! said...

Heehee!!! You is funny, my Aunty Kawen!! Me is soo hoppy that you wikes my bwog!! And me also nose that Bwian-bun is pwoud of his momma for admitting her "pwobwem"! He say to wemember that for your new bun....he will be watchings you!! Heehee!!

Gemma said...

Hi Scotty. I couldn't agree more! My mum is always using my iBone! And I barely get to use the pawtop. It's a disgrace. Thanks for taking a stand.

P.S I love Badger's footnote.

Gemma xx

Anonymous said...

Fanks Scotty! Mommy sweeps wif her phone. I can SEE it just LYING there not being used! This is awful becuz I could be catching up with my anipals on Twitter! Who does she fink she is sleeping wif MY phone?! Ugh!!! Fanks for the clear instwuctions! I will make mommy wead ur bwog immediately! Love- Houdini

Scotty, Oreo and Laddy said...

YES!! You is 'speriencing one of the most sewious pwobwems that we buns haves! It's disgwaceful to wook and see's YOUR bPhone just SITTINGS THERE!!! Me sincewely hopes that this bwog helps your momma wealize what she is doesing to you!! Fanks you for weadings my bwog!

Scotty, Oreo and Laddy said...

Fanks you, Gemma, for takings the time to weads my bwog! Me nose how busy you is, what wif your own bwog to takes care of! Me hopes that this helps your momma change her selfish ways!!!

Scotty, Oreo and Laddy said...

You is vewy welcome, girls! This certainwy is a vewy sewious pwobwem for us anipals! Me hopes that when your momma weads this, she will be ables to wecognize herself & her behaviors! Unfortunatewy, many hoomans haves a hard time seeing themselves honestwy! Me will hopes for the best!!

Scotty, Oreo and Laddy said...

You would fink so, Belle!!! Me doesn't bunderstands why our hoomans can be, to somefing that is so obvious! Me can only hopes that when your staff haves a chance to wead this, they will makes the neccessawy changes! Good wuck!!